Vivid Entertainment, the leading manufacturer of adult material in the X-rated industry, has offered a $1 million contract to any woman who can prove she rubbed her naughty bits all over serial adulterer Tiger Woods.

The world’s most accomplished golfer has been romantically-linked to at least five women in a sex scandal that broke last month. If any Tiger Lovers are interested in the offer, her movie would be released under the Vivid-Celeb imprint, which has already released titles starring Kim Kardashian, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty, ex-Playboy pin-up-turned-reality star Shauna Sand, and Jessica Sierra.

“Of course, we would need proof that a relationship actually took place,” says Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch. “Tiger Woods is much more than a great athlete, he’s an American sports legend, and we feel that there would be strong public interest in an intimate look at him through the eyes of one of his actual lovers.”

“If a woman has already make the decision to step forth and talk to the media about her actual relationship with Tiger, she could do well by working with us, as we can help her tell her story in an unvarnished and honest way,” Hirsch added. “The names that have already surfaced, Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs and Kalika Moquin, will be tops on our list.”